All of the Sheep in My Son’s Picture Book Ranked by How Much I Hate Them
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Every night I read my son Mem Fox and Judy Horacek’s Where Is The Green Sheep. Below is the definitive ranking of each of the 25 sheep named in the book, in ascending order of my animus toward them. The Blue Sheep The Blue Sheep is the least despised sheep in the whole book. It’s a fucked up colour that a sheep would never be, but at least it’s doing some normal sheep stuff by just standing on some grass. If I took this sheep in isolation, I probably wouldn’t hate it, but unfortunately it’s tainted by its association with this larger group of completely bullshit sheep.
All of the Sheep in My Son’s Picture Book Ranked by How Much I Hate Them
All of the Sheep in My Son’s Picture Book…
All of the Sheep in My Son’s Picture Book Ranked by How Much I Hate Them
Every night I read my son Mem Fox and Judy Horacek’s Where Is The Green Sheep. Below is the definitive ranking of each of the 25 sheep named in the book, in ascending order of my animus toward them. The Blue Sheep The Blue Sheep is the least despised sheep in the whole book. It’s a fucked up colour that a sheep would never be, but at least it’s doing some normal sheep stuff by just standing on some grass. If I took this sheep in isolation, I probably wouldn’t hate it, but unfortunately it’s tainted by its association with this larger group of completely bullshit sheep.