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The Debris Shovellers
A Short Essay
Aug 20, 2021 • 
Ben Jenkins
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What This Feeling Is
A Short Essay
Jul 2, 2021 • 
Ben Jenkins
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What This Feeling Is
I’m At The Pub
I’m At The Pub
Aug 7, 2021 • 
Ben Jenkins
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The Best Jokes In The Whole Of The Simpsons
According to the some people I messaged
Sep 11, 2020 • 
Ben Jenkins
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A Robot And I Navigate a PR Crisis
A Series of AI-Generated Press Releases
Jun 23, 2022 • 
Ben Jenkins
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A Robot And I Navigate a PR Crisis
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A Robot And I Brainstorm a Detective Story
We’re Just Spitballing Here
Jun 21, 2022 • 
Ben Jenkins
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A Robot And I Brainstorm a Detective Story
SOME REMARKS/A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN DELIVERED ON THE TOPIC OF SATIRE
A Short Essay
May 6, 2022 • 
Ben Jenkins
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SOME REMARKS/A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN DELIVERED ON THE TOPIC OF SATIRE
Everything Happens So Much
A Short Essay
Nov 7, 2019 • 
Ben Jenkins
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Everything Happens So Much
All of the Sheep in My Son’s Picture Book Ranked by How Much I Hate Them
Every night I read my son Mem Fox and Judy Horacek’s Where Is The Green Sheep.
Sep 24, 2019 • 
Ben Jenkins
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All of the Sheep in My Son’s Picture Book Ranked by How Much I Hate Them
All The Ruckus
A Short Story
Jun 2, 2021 • 
Ben Jenkins
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Christmas Gift Ideas For That Difficult-To-Buy-For Person Who Is Being Pursued By A Pack of Wild Dogs
A Festive List
Dec 22, 2021 • 
Ben Jenkins
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Christmas Gift Ideas For That Difficult-To-Buy-For Person Who Is Being Pursued By A Pack of Wild Dogs
A Fish and a Whistle
A List Of Things You May Enjoy
Jul 27, 2021 • 
Ben Jenkins
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